Brisket Via the Slow Cooker

           

            It seems to me that time is becoming a very valuable commodity these days. I talk to my friends and they all tell me that they don’t have time to put together a meal so they end up grabbing something on their way home from work and end up feeling a little ill and a whole lot sweaty by the end of eating. So here I go, delving into a bit of a paradox, using a slow cooker to make a fast and easy meal. The speed of this kind of cooking comes from a little bit of prep and allowing your slow cooker to do the work while you are at your job or out running all of the errands that you busy people need to run.

            Now I will say here that I love my slow cooker and I think that everyone should have one: for real, everyone. They make life so much easier and allow you to have a great meal waiting for you when you get home. I recommend getting the biggest one that you can afford. It is simply easier to have too much space than not enough. The other thing to look at, and this is more for my mom than anyone else, is to make sure it has long cord. My mom is very cautious when it comes to leaving appliances on when she is not at home so a long cord allows her to leave the slow cooker in the empty kitchen sink away from anything flammable while she is away. So that tip is for you Mom. The results that I get when I use my slow cooker have always been fantastic, from roast beef to soups and stews, they all turn out great.

            So here is a recipe that I made on the weekend in slow cooker it got thumbs up from my buddy Toby so it must have been a bit of alright.

Brisket on a Roll to the tune of Float On by Modest Mouse

2lbs of Brisket with the fat cap on

½ a bottle of red wine

4 cloves of garlic smashed

Salt and pepper

The prep of this takes about 15 minutes and when you get home you will be greeted by one of the best smells in the world.

-salt and pepper your brisket liberally while you heat up some oil in a large. Sear off the meat on all sides about 3-5 minutes a side. Remove from pan and transfer to your slow cooker.

-add your wine and your smashed garlic. Put on the lid set it to 6 hours on high or 10 hours on low. Now go about your business.

-When you get home pull your hunk of Brisket out of the slow cooker and let it sit for about 5 minutes or so then slice it up and pile it on a roll with your favourite condiments and sandwich stuff, like lettuce and tomato, etc.

            There it is super quick yet kind of slow dinner. I hope that it is as awesome for you as it was for me. Give it a go.

Salmon For a Friend

            So my friend Jill tells me that she needs some help with her cooking. This girl can cook; she simply lacks a little confidence which I am hoping I can help with. It is very easy to read through cook books and be intimidated by technical terms and beautiful pictures. I am also hampered by the fact that she does not eat meat but rather only seafood and vegetables, so no easy to cook pork chops or steak for us on this day. I think to myself what we should do and I land on salmon. I invite Jill over to my place and we get to cooking. We do salmon three different ways to show the versatility of a great protein. We started with a cold salmon, rice noodle salad with cherry tomatoes and cucumber, we moved on with soy, honey glazed salmon served over cauliflower puree and we finished with a coconut packaged salmon served over a fresh salsa. It sounds like a fairly intimidating menu but I asked Jill if she could do it again and she said yes. If you have any problems pulling these recipes off you can talk to her.

           

            I asked Jill for her favorite, the recipe that she would make again, and she said that she fell in love with the last course. So, here is my little coconut salmon package. Jill and I rocked some tunes as we were cooking away but the one that stuck in my head was Learning to Fly by Tom Petty. So put on the best bar band in the world and let’s cook some salmon.

            Salmon Cooked in a Package to the tune of Learning to Fly by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers.

The salmon part:

2-3 fillets of salmon about 4 inches wide.

1 lemon sliced, you could use lemon grass but we didn’t have any.

½ onion finely diced

1 clove of garlic minced

2 tbsp of dill finely chopped

½ a can of coconut milk

-Grab a large piece of foil and lay it out flat. Place your fish in the center and fold up the edges of the foil to make what looks like a rectangular bowl.

-Add in the rest of the ingredients over top of the salmon and then fold the edges of the bowl up together to seal everything in.

-Place in a baking pan to catch any drippage that may occur and bake in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes or so. Remove from package and serve.

Now for the Fresh Salsa part:

cherry tomatoes

diced onion

avocado cut into small chunks

rice wine vinegar

The proportions of this are all about what you like so mess around with it a little so you get something that you like the taste of.

-put onion in a bowl and add vinegar, let sit for about ten minutes.

-mix in your tomatoes and avocado and serve. Easy peasy.

Plate in a way that you think is pretty and there you go: Salmon for Jill. Give it a go and enjoy.    

Three Days to The Glory of Pulled Pork

            So I posted a picture of it and you, my readers, have asked for it. Today we are delving into the glorious world of the pig once more. Now as food trends go this is one that I can totally get behind. I am talking about pulled pork, people. It seems that it is suddenly offered on every menu no matter where you go. I like to think that it is because digging on swine is awesome and pulled pork showcases this fact in stunning fashion. Eating a good pulled pork sandwich, to me is like watching Bobby Orr score his leaping goal or holding someone’s hand for the first time, it just puts a dumb grin on your face. So here we go, let’s pull some pork.

            Now the key to this recipe is one that I suck at: patience. I joke that it took me 3 days to make this recipe, and that is only sort of true. The actual time you spend actively cooking is relatively small but there is a lot of waiting for the magic to happen. The way that I make pulled pork consists of three very important stages: brining, dry rub, and then the actual cooking. Each of these stages takes about 30 minutes of actual time in the kitchen. The rest of the three days is all waiting. The result is ridiculously tender and juicy pulled pork that is making my mouth water just from thinking about it.

            But first things first, let’s talk about the pig. I use pork shoulder, mainly because it has some fat in it and you want that. Trust me you want that. If Emeril has taught us anything it is that pork fat rules. You want to make sure that the fat cap is still on your shoulder, the creamy white layer of fat, because that is the good stuff. You want to trim off any fatty stuff that is shiny, because it won’t break down and you will end up with chewy bits of gristle and no one wants that. Your butcher can help you get what you need. We all know that you need to be good to your butcher because he or she will tell you things like when they get their locally raised and hormone free piggies delivered. That is always a good thing.

            Okay step one: the brining. This sounds very fancy but really all it is is soaking your meat in a salty water mixture to allow it to tenderize. Here is the recipe for the brine, it is really easy.

Simple Brine

Enough water to submerge your pork

½ cup salt

A handful of peppercorns

8-10 bay leaves

-In a stock pot dump all of the ingredients in bring to a boil for a couple of minutes

-Remove from heat and let cool completely.

-Brine is done. Put your shoulder in and completely submerge it, you may need to weigh the sucker down. Cover with cling wrap and put it in your fridge for 12-16 hours. I warned you that you would need patience.

            It is now the next day and your pork is been brining away as you slept. Pull the piggy out of the brine and give it a rinse. It is now time to get your rub on. I use a dry rub made up of equal parts chilli powder, onion powder, and garlic powder with some salt and cayenne pepper. This stage is more about what you like more than a set recipe. Pick the flavours that you like and get a little creative. Coffee works in this stage if you are feeling a little adventurous. Mix your rub up and work it into the meat, coating it completely. Cover with cling wrap and let it hang out in your fridge for another 12-16 hours. I recommend that you do this step early in the morning. You will understand why when we get to the braising part. So the rub is working for you, go about your business, go to work, come home, and check out how your shoulder is doing. If you are like my buddy Toby, you can speak in softly to it.

            Okay my lovelies we are on the final step, pulled pork is only 12 hours away, let us braise. The focus of this step is low and slow. If you are going to braise in the oven, which is how I do it, you are looking a temperature of about 225-250 degrees. If you have a slow cooker this is a great use of it. Set it on low for 10-12 hours and then you can finish it in the oven. Now you can get up early in the morning put it in the oven but I hate the morning and being a bit of an insomniac I get it going in the wee hours of the morning before I go to bed. This is around 3am. The choice is yours. I also make my own barbeque sauce that I use in the last stage of the cooking. I have included it at the end. Here we go, the last stage, I can almost taste it.

The Final Stages of Pulled Pork

1onion roughly chopped

6 large cloves of garlic smashed

3 bottles of beer

Water

Your pork shoulder

Barbeque sauce

-put your pork into a roasting pan and add all of the ingredients.

-Shove it into a 225-250 degree oven and let it braise for 10-12 hours.

-when you take it out you should struggle pulling it out of the pan, it should be that tender, falling off the bone tender.

-discard the stuff that is left in the pan, it has given you all it has to give. Give the pan a quick wash and return the shoulder. Using your hands or a couple of forks pull the pork apart so it looks like it has been shredded.

-add in your barbeque sauce and mix it all together. You can pop it back into the oven if it has cooled off too much. Serve on a good roll with some coleslaw on or on the side.

            So while you are waiting for the glory of your pulled pork to cook here is a recipe for a homemade barbeque sauce that I use in the finished product. I paired it with one of my favourite tunes from Yukon Blonde. I know that Brandon, Jeff, John, and Graham Jones would approve mainly on the merits of the liberal use of bourbon. Enjoy.

Bourbon Barbeque Sauce to the tune of The Bride’s Song by Yukon Blonde

1 onion finely diced

2 cloves minced garlic

2 ½ cups of tomato ketchup

2 tbsp grainy mustard

A good glug of apple cider vinegar

A good glug of molasses

4 oz of descent bourbon

A little bit of water to thin everything out

-In a sauce pan cook the onions and the garlic until the onions soften and they go translucent.

-Add in all of your other ingredients and whisk the crap out of them to combine. Bring to a boil and then lower the heat and let it reduce until it looks like the consistency of barbeque sauce, by about a third.

-Throw into your pulled pork hot off the stove or let cool and refrigerate.

There you go, awesome Pulled Pork in only 3 days. Enjoy.  

Biscotti

Now here is something a little sweet. We are approaching the holidays and in the house that I grew up in that meant fresh baking. It was the one time of year that both my Mom and my Grand both were in their respective kitchens baking away. The fare in my family consisted of sugar cookies, soft shortbread, rum balls and tarts three ways: cherry, butter, and mincemeat. So as I strike out on my own I have found something a little different to add to the holiday baking. Today we are going rock on some biscotti. The cool thing about this twice baked cookie is that it makes a great homemade and fancy sort of gift. Find some cheap jars with a flip lid at your local dollar store and fill them with these coffee friendly cookies and there you have a great gift at a low cost. On top of that, these cookies turned out great when I made them so give them a shot. Whether you are giving or you just want to eat them, they are pretty darn tasty.

            Just a little note here that you can add nuts or any other sort of dried fruit to this recipe and it works great. This is a riff on a recipe that I got from James Peterson’s Baking, it is like my baking bible. Let’s delve into some cookies shall we. So here we go with biscotti so put on The Decemberists, and bake your brains out.

Lemon Cranberry Biscotti with White Chocolate to the tune of Don’t Carry It All by The Decemberists

2 cups of flour

1 tsp baking powder

½ tsp salt

¼ tsp cinnamon

¾ cup sugar

2 eggs

¾ cup butter melted

¾ cup dries cranberries soaked for 30 minutes in warm water, drained

the zest of 3-4 lemons

½ a package of white chocolate chips

-preheat oven to 350 degrees and line a sheet pan with parchment paper

-I use a stand mixer for this one but you can totally do it by hand. Combine flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and sugar.

-add eggs and butter and mix until the dough comes together. Mix in cranberries and lemon zest.

- roll dough into two logs about a foot long on the sheet pan and flatten with your hand so they are about 3 inches thick. Bake these suckers for about 30-35 minutes.

-yank them out and let them cool for about 15-20 minutes. As they cool lower your oven temperature to 300 degrees. Once cooled slice the dough on the diagonal into slices about the width of your index finger and lay them onto a freshly lined sheet pan and bake for another 30 minutes or until they turn golden brown.

-pull them out and let them cool completely on a cooling rack

-while they are cooling melt your chips in a double boiler and let stand for a couple of minutes

-smear the white chocolate on the bottoms of the biscotti and stick them in the fridge so the chocolate can set up

-shove them into jars for gifts or make a pot of coffee and enjoy yourself.

So there you have biscotti. Give it a go and let me know what you think.

Now For Something Completely Different

            So I said in the tag line for this blog that there was going to be some experiments so here is the first. I am not sure what put the thought in my head but it appeared there. I wanted to try and cook some cuts of meat that are a little unusual and different than my very sheltered palate is used to. So my first foray into the world of off cuts starts at the head, I am talking about beef tongue. I have heard that this is a staple of delis in the eastern part of North America yet it something that is not in abundance where I live. I started perusing my cook books to see if I could find a recipe and between the magic of Thomas Keller and the genius of Mario Batali I managed to cook a pretty tasty tongue. I liked it anyway. So here we go, beef tongue, feel free to make all the faces you want.

            Tongue is just about the ugliest cut of meat that I have ever worked with in both looks and feel. The first thing you need to prepare for is the size of the thing. It is a little frightening to look at a beef tongue and realize that thing weighs 3 pounds. The next thing you need to prepare for is that it looks like what it is called. You look down at your cutting board and you see a big ass tongue. You can tell yourself that it is just like cooking a roast but roasts come to you all neatly cut and tied from your butcher and look familiar. There is very little about the look of tongue that smacks with familiarity. Finally the feel of the thing is weird. The texture of the skin is somewhere between shoe leather and sandpaper and the thing is bumpy, if you ever wonder if cows have taste buds, they do. All of this stuff is simply different than what I am used to cooking and does not make the end result any less tasty. So give tongue a try if you are feeling adventurous. Now on to how I cooked it.

            The first thing you need to know is that cooking tongue is a little on the time consuming side of things. You can’t just pick up some tongue, fire it into a pan, and have beautifully cooked tongue in twenty minutes. It is a bit more labor intensive than that. The process basically consists of three parts: soaking, boiling and braising. The soaking part is just that; submerge the tongue in water for 12 hours changing the water about every 2 hours. You do have to trim the thing down and remove any excess fat and glandular hangers on before you soak it. The boiling part is again just that; boil the sucker for 25-30 minutes and then dump it into freezing cold water. Now you get to peel the thing. I will admit that this is a little bit of a pain in the ass. I am sure there are easier ways of getting the skin off but I didn’t find it. The final step is the braise; I tried to go a simple as I could because I wanted to get as much beef flavor as I could. I went with red wine a little garlic and some onions, and that is it. I braised it for about 2 ½ hours and let it rest for about half an hour. I sliced it thin and served it with cauliflower puree and some lightly steamed baby carrots. It was delicious.

            If you, lovely readers would like the recipes that I used in this experiment feel free to email me and I would be happy to hit you back with the step by step. Now on to the next experiment and some stuff I am a little bit more comfortable with. It was fun tongue, see you soon.